Wizard Rap - Straight outa Azkaban

[Turtleman]

Come with me to the darkside
its so dark and cold you have to heat us up
so why don't you just toach my stuff
heat the world with our heat is the heat of our hearts
rocking backwards and forwards to the love of our humps
Oh yeah o wait you have bumps
o dear is that herpes?
you silly harpy
I'll ink you with my sharpie


You think you think your so smart but your never seen the darkside
the realside
the lifeside
the world is only what we see, not what it is so get it around your littlehead

I have a gun, its over there, get ready to hear it blow
its doing what you should of done long ago
Its your fault we broke up
you should stop hooking up
now its time to look up and pray, not to god, but to me
because this is the last thing you will see.

yes turtleman, youre a freak, we get it

[bill]

Originally Posted by Turtleman

You think you think your so smart but your never seen the darkside
the realside
the lifeside

tl;dr but seriously saying side three times is not rhyming tman

[bonez]

Originally Posted by Turtleman

you silly harpy
I'll ink you with my sharpie

bahahhahahhahahahahah fuck your a gump cunt

[bkn^]

might be god at poems the way you right tman.

[Azmodan]

Fuck the T-man enablers

[Drill]

Jesus that was a pile of steaming shit turtleman, you really are a weird piece of work!

[Turtleman]

Donkeys envisages a turned glass over a group.
When I do my random subject analysis your brain turns to soup
For fMRI studies it has been suggested that 12 to 15 subjects would suffice
but you will never know till you roll the dice

I know you think I am werid
but you should check my scans
my mri is clean like a garbage can
its my personality type, I'm such a complex type
all the Psychology in the world fails to find my type
much like a Donkey, raping a nursery rhyme.

[bill]

Originally Posted by Turtleman

its my personality type, I'm such a complex type
all the Psychology in the world fails to find my type

once again, saying the same word 3 times in a row is not rhyming you tardmo

[maxtr0n]

Trust im gifted with it, my stuffs like crunchtime lyrics.
ur rough rhymes? gimicks. No punchlines in it.
Cause U aint a wizzard with the words ur just a nerd with a pen see,
Just a lizzard never learned to let it burn as an mc,
wit the powers of an ass that smells that people tellin "when u gonna learn. whipe!
how u gona cast a spell if u can learn to spell the word "righgt"!
But yo I know u think ur ill, think I got the cure, might be the win but im never certain,
kill u, find find a skinner. Its time to get to leatherworkin!
Cause I dont know why we try, youll never learn from a clever sermon,
Id give this fag more shit, but hes thick as fuck. so it never hurts him.

/thread

<raggin on the tman, btw>

[Turtleman]

Emiemen got served at the music awards
much fun was had by all that heard
that angle was flaping like lost goat hoard
Bill knows what I say when we say 69
his husband does it to him everynight
I have a legal right to rap, max, your a fucking spiderbite from a tetranychid
you hurt as hell at first but then everyone just forgets.

To rap things up, I"m going to say a few things
firstly your raps stink and are the worst stench
Why should I smell something so bad, its like you have word aids silly bitch
rap about something other then hate, all it does is leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Take the dick out of your pet mouse sick bitch
I don't repeat my silly little word tricks
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
if this is ture your readers must be ugly
your displeasing to the senses and morally revolting.

[Auth]

you're the reason condoms were invented =/

[corpsey]

Im the reason your arseholes sore (:

[werewight]

fuck i hate this thread now cos of turtleman

[bill]

Originally Posted by Auth

you're the reason condoms were invented =/

and abortions

[maxtr0n]

Originally Posted by Turtleman

Emiemen got served at the music awards
much fun was had by all that heard
that angle was flaping like lost goat hoard
Bill knows what I say when we say 69
his husband does it to him everynight
I have a legal right to rap, max, your a fucking spiderbite from a tetranychid
you hurt as hell at first but then everyone just forgets.

To rap things up, I"m going to say a few things
firstly your raps stink and are the worst stench
Why should I smell something so bad, its like you have word aids silly bitch
rap about something other then hate, all it does is leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Take the dick out of your pet mouse sick bitch
I don't repeat my silly little word tricks
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
if this is ture your readers must be ugly
your displeasing to the senses and morally revolting.

my friends daughter raps better than you.

[Turtleman]

When I read this forum I let out a sigh
why wont half of the people here grow up or die
when I read a max post I want to throw him up against a lightpost just to watch him cry.

Cry little baby cry because
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood
sure I want to hurt you but it doesn't mean I should do
or should I let my pet dragon rock you.
I have a dragon, hes called penis, hes what your going to
suck if you try hit me
throw a power point down your throat, I'll flick the switch
light you up like a candle stick, hang you up on a tree, say a witch did it.
no one will know, that will think its a art excibition.

[werewight]

ban

fucking ban for christs sake

fuck

[jmp]

Originally Posted by werewight

ban

fucking ban for christs sake

fuck

.

[Rekuja]

Come with me to the darkside
its so dark and cold you have to heat us up

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HOLY SHIT

[Malice]

rofl fuck that was bad

[wug_]

uh yo check it

a mack bitches in a wizzard costume, I knock poon with the force of a sonic boom
up in your womb in a locker room with the handle of old broom

[entheogen]

Yo yo.

Aw!

Tman, your flow is non-lamellar, your lyrics flatline
when you listen to my shit, you best call the swine flu hotline
somebody get a doctor - this rhyme is sick
infectious, contagious, it's a pandemic
cause I call them as I see them, lay down reality
and son, even I can see your attempt is a catastrophe
an affront to the business and this dis (which takes the piss) is better than whatever you hiss
some dead prez inspired shit, to which many a bong I have hit, smoking my cones and giving girls my bone (?)

Crank up your speakers, your woofers and your tweeters, turn up your receivers, we banging off the meter.
Peace out yo. To all mah niggaz.

[PjKiwi]

216 in the house, fuck bitches, get utils


Yo entheogen, your shit is wack
Sounds like clayton having another panic attack
Nigga smoked more weed than potter
Reads like you straight up off your rocker
Hey I got a present for you
Ps pigs – get a clue:
I’m covered in entheo’s blood
But that won’t stop me making his name mud
Gonna jump your head
Yeah right – off to wet my bed

[entheogen]

Another nigger steps up to the plate
running his mouth and dribbling rhymes of hate
that verse isn't the smartest thing to come out of the mouth of pj,
that honour belongs to a dick, right after a bj
covered in my blood? stop fronting, limp dick
after this you'll be running off quick
when I'm done with you, nothing will be spared
lucky you like girls who are vision impaired!

boom

[Auth]

Translation for white people:

"Add me to your ignore list."

[clip]

major bonerkiller auth.

[Pudding]

I am the Hip hop elephant,
my lyrics are substantial.

[Turtleman]

That boy can rap, they work when you sing them out loud to your mum
because my batterypack for talking is set to full
when I listen, I rap I get inspired
all the notes you just tongued are all expired
encase you haven't heard, I tongue whores
they go down better then the words writing, word.

[Rekuja]

fucking brain damage trying to understand any of that Tman.

I think hes saying he has mouth herpes.
not entirely sure why he is proud of that though

[PjKiwi]

Originally Posted by Toola

I think hes saying he has mouth herpes.
not entirely sure why he is proud of that though

wish you would poz my neg ass

[G-nome]

[Azmodan]

Originally Posted by PjKiwi

wish you would poz my neg ass

Christ just as I'd forgotten about it..

[clip]

bump

[s_t_r_o_b_e]

Timeline IMO.

[G-nome]

haha thats good clip

[Turtleman]

Yeah,
Yeah
Yeah is what you say
when you have nothing to say
I'm going to press your buttons like I did yesterday
don't be alarmed that you see a Turtle trying to speak
because this is where nzf's meet.

I walked into a bar acting all secure
checking my vest twice to make sure its bullet so set the floor off
lean over, place my arm by her side and whisper in her ear, tonight is going to be a wild ride.
she noods in agreement as we jump in her lambo and being to drive.
we go back to her place, everything was going well then she pulled down her pants and I saw her yardstick and I'm sure it was bigger then yours
I told her to back up, I anit like this, this vest is just to give me a false sense of importants
she walked towards, pushing me against the wall
by the time my shirt was already on the floor
I screamed like a girl, she got excited, next thing you know I am upside down over a spa bath.
panicing right now, I reach for my heat, pop her 3 times in her beasts, 3 times in her feet
wake up the next morning, wow what a dream, lucky there is NZF or else
this shit could of been real.

[incognito]

you're going straight to azkaban tman, i swear it

[juke]

That post made him the first person ever to be added to my ignore list on any forum. Congratulations on being the biggest waste of time I know.